http://blog.harrisonclassic.com - Love what you See - Choose what you Feel - Live how you Live - posterous.com Wed, 23 Jan 2013 15:34:44 -0800 SmartBrothers Present - The Killer P: Signs That She’ll Probably Put It On You http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/smartbrothers-present-the-killer-p-signs-that http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/smartbrothers-present-the-killer-p-signs-that

via Very Smart Brothas | by The Champ on 9/15/11

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"Sure babe. I'll steal that necklace from my aunt. Just show me your high school track highlight tape again"

Problem: Queasiness

You’re grossed out by the human body and freak when a girl has leg hair, you spot menstrual blood, etc. Our girl Andrea, 27, tells us, “the yard shouldn’t have to be perfectly groomed for you to play in it.” If you’re verbally or visibly uneasy with the female body or your own, she senses that you’re probably going to be a pretty sterile, unimaginative lay.

The paragraph above is from “Five Moves That Make You Look Bad in Bed (and How to Avoid Them).” And, although the title is a bit misleading — when I saw “Five Moves…” I thought the article would be about actual bad sexual “moves” like “When she’s about to climax, it’s probably not the best idea to grin and pinch your own nipples” — it does offer some sound advice. I assume most women would agree that an easily queasy man is a big turnoff, and it’s not hard to see how a man possessing a few of the other traits listed — indecisiveness, being too fidgety, etc — might tell a woman that he sucks in the sack.

I was originally tempted to write a response titled “Signs That She’s Bad in Bed,” but since I could only think of two (“Her breath stinks” and “She’s a Delta”) I’ve decided to go in another direction, compiling the decades worth of notes from my own experiences as well as my friend’s, and list a few signs that she just might put it on you.

She really, really, really enjoys food

Women who seem to genuinely enjoy the entire food eating process — and you can usually tell these women because they’ll go through mini-orgasms when eating and even talking about their favorite foods — also seem to enjoy the entire sex having process just as much. I don’t know where the correlation is, but my guess is that some women just really like for things to be in their mouths.

She was/is an athlete

Every guy who’s ever dated a former high school or college athlete is nodding his head in solemn agreement and x-ing out this window to scour Facebook and see exactly what the members of the college track team are doing with their lives right now

Men approach her all of the gotdamn time

Now, I’m not talking about random street catcalls or direct messages on Twitter, but women who always seem to get approached by men are usually so popular because they’re subconsciously putting off an “I will curl your toes like fried shrimp” signal.

She doesn’t really sweat things (or people)…ever

As one of my college teammates once told me, “If she’s anal, she won’t do anal.” Now, does it matter that this is the same teammate who eventually got kicked off the team for stealing shower curtains from TJMaxx? I don’t think so.

She once was the governor of Alaska

Hate if you want, but I think a night with she who shall not be named would have you ready to shoot threes and moose and shit too.

Anyway, people of VSB.com, that’s it for me today. Can you think of any other signs that a woman is the shit in the bedroom? Also, ladies, you don’t get to take the day off. Go ahead and list some signs that a man is good in bed. Y’all need to help us out so we can take notes and start pretending.

—The Champ

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Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:38:09 -0800 Video: Ab-Soul ft. Kendrick Lamar – ILLuminate http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/video-ab-soul-ft-kendrick-lamar-illuminate http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/video-ab-soul-ft-kendrick-lamar-illuminate

via Nah Right by Mr. X on 1/15/13

Ab-Soul drops a visual for ‘ILLuminate’ featuring Kendrick Lamar off his Control System project.

Previously: ScHoolBoy Q & Ab-Soul x 3 Little Digs (Video)

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Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:11:47 -0800 New Music: Wale – Heaven In The Afternoon http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/new-music-wale-heaven-in-the-afternoon http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/new-music-wale-heaven-in-the-afternoon

via Nah Right by eskay on 12/27/12

Wale follows up the Folarin tape with more new music.

Got inspired ridin around today .. In studio wit @mrtonylewisjr @thefuturemogul I wrote a song “heaven in the afternoon”dropping it at 3pm

— Wale Folarin(@Wale) December 27, 2012

 

Previously: Wale – Folarin (Mixtape)

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Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:26:46 -0800 Love the Vid & the message! s/o Substantial – See Hear (Video) http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/love-the-vid-the-message-so-substantial-see-h http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/love-the-vid-the-message-so-substantial-see-h

Congrats to Substantial as well on having this video make MTV’s The Hive.


-JDH

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Thu, 29 Nov 2012 17:38:18 -0800 S/O - Da Originalz – Puppet Bounce (Video) http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/so-da-originalz-puppet-bounce-video http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/so-da-originalz-puppet-bounce-video

via DC Mumbo Sauce by DJ Heat on 11/29/12

A young dance crew on the scene that’s doing the damn thing.

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Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:13:22 -0700 BEAT VICIOUS: @KingpenSlim ft No Malice&Lamar Starzz – My Speciality http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/beat-vicious-kingpenslim-ft-no-malicelamar-st http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/beat-vicious-kingpenslim-ft-no-malicelamar-st

via DC Mumbo Sauce by DJ Heat on 10/8/12

Triple Beam Dreams mixtape drops tomorrow.


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Fri, 02 Nov 2012 10:48:34 -0700 HAHAH.. I like dat.. S/O @M1_Platoon – G-Town (Video) http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/hahah-i-like-dat-so-m1platoon-g-town-video http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/hahah-i-like-dat-so-m1platoon-g-town-video

via DC Mumbo Sauce by DJ Heat on 10/31/12

A salute to the area’s most popular shopping district. The opening line is hilarious!

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Fri, 02 Nov 2012 10:33:48 -0700 Oh my God.. hahah #Vicious @Murrland – Subliminal Message (Video) http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/oh-my-god-hahah-vicious-murrland-subliminal-m http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/oh-my-god-hahah-vicious-murrland-subliminal-m

via DC Mumbo Sauce by DJ Heat on 11/2/12

Directed by Hood Roach.

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via Tastefully Offensive by tastefullyoffensive.com on 11/1/12


A Halloween party-goer takes dressing up as the King of Pop a little too far.

[comedycentral/via irene]

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Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:48:21 -0700 From the mind of Jeff Danziger: Christie Obama http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/from-the-mind-of-jeff-danziger-christie-obama http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/from-the-mind-of-jeff-danziger-christie-obama

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Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:47:19 -0700 From SB: How Being “Nice” Can Be The Shittiest Thing You Can Possibly Do http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/from-sb-how-being-nice-can-be-the-shittiest-t http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/from-sb-how-being-nice-can-be-the-shittiest-t

via Very Smart Brothas by The Champ on 10/29/12

I’ve spent approximately 15 minutes staring at my monitor, trying to think of a way to say what I’m about to say without sounding like an asshole. But, since there is really no way to say “Women — attractive, smart, and option-having women — seem to like me…a lot” without sounding like an asshole, I’ve decided to just come out and say it.

Mind you, I’m not saying this to brag. I realize that I’m not especially special. I don’t make a ton of money, I’m quite a bit taller than the average man, but not tall enough for my height to really be considered a plus, and although I’m aware that some women are physically attracted to me, I’m not the type a guy that would cause an Elba-esque instaswoon. Even my personality seems to leave much to be desired, as my introverted nature tends to initially come off as either detached, aloof, and arrogant or shy, awkward, and reluctant.

Yet, despite all of this aggressively but solidly above-averageness, I’ve managed to cultivate many “successful” interactions with quite a few very, very attractive women, which leads me to believe that, right now, the main reason attractive, smart, and option-having women seem to like me is because they’re aware that other attractive, smart, and option-having women also seem to like me. It’s a self-fulfilling prophesy. (Or something like that)

Thing is, these successful interactions also have a tendency to end badly. Very badly. Thousand word long text message and restraining order badly. And, until recently, I was utterly clueless why. I mean, along with my aggressively but solidly above-averageness, I’m a nice guy who does nice things and shit. And, nice guys who do nice things and shit aren’t supposed to have to file restraining orders.

Now, there are myriad possible reasons why my relationships seem to end so shittily, the most obvious being that I may just be attracted to attractive but “unbalanced” women. You could also point out that by every available metric, there are more “eligible” Black women than “eligible” Black men, and this ratio imbalance — and the exaggerated ratio imbalance in some women’s heads — also means that certain women may take “losing” one of these eligible men much harder than they’re supposed to.

Solid reasons both, but neither really encapsulate the dynamics unique to the interactions I’ve had.

A couple weeks ago, though, a female friend very, um, “familiar” with my dating history shed some light on why this manages to occur so often…while also completely deconstructing me and my “problems.” (She’s talented)

(Paraphrasing)

“You do nice things for women, but you do them in a way that doesn’t seem like you’re only doing them to get some ass. You open doors and walk on the outside of the sidewalk and listen to what I have to say and even return text messages in a reasonable amount of time. Well, at least you return my text messages in a reasonable amount of time. You even always make eye contact.

Basically, you treat women like they’re special. And, it’s easy to see why they fall for you, because you treating them like they’re special makes them think that you believe they’re special. But, they don’t realize that you treat all women like that, not just the ones you’re trying to f*ck or already f*cking.

And, when you get bored or antsy or horny or hungry or whatever the hell it is that causes you to do this, you end things. Which is easy for you to do because you don’t have much invested, but it comes out of left field for the women because she thought you thought she was very special.

You are a nice guy, but you’re a f*cking liar. Which means you’re not really that nice of a guy.”

I had to defend myself.

“A liar? You know my history. When have I ever been dishonest?”

She continued the deconstruction.

“Dishonesty isn’t always about telling lies. You’re smart enough to know that acting a certain way is going to make women feel a certain way about you, and you do that while knowing you don’t feel the same way about them. You’re not doing this to hurt them intentionally. You’re being “nice” but your form of niceness is one of the meanest things you can do to a woman. Honestly, I’d rather get cheated on or hit by some asshole than have a nice guy I genuinely like pull some shit like that with me.”

“So in order to truly be a good guy, I have to be more of an asshole?”

“I’m not saying that. Just, well…ok. Actually, I am saying that. You’re not alone, though. Quote unquote good guys do shit like this all the time. What you’re doing is no different than the guy who stays in a relationship even though he knows it’s going to end. By being nice and not wanting to hurt someone’s feelings, he ends up prolonging it and making it so that when the relationship finally does end, her feelings are hurt even more. You don’t have to be a jerk about it, but just stop treating women like you want them to be your chick if you don’t want them to be your chick. Thing is, that behavior is so ingrained in you that you’re probably unable to change it.”

“So, wise one, how do I make some changes?”

“It’s easy. You’re dating attractive women that you don’t really want, and continuing the interactions because you feel like you should want them. You need to stop bullshitting with “safe” chicks you know you can obtain and start putting yourself out there and reaching for who you really want. Maybe you turn asshole and cut off women you’re not super into, but doing this allows them to find someone who would be. Basically, if you stop being a bitch, you’ll also stop being a f*cking liar.”

“Why do I always regret talking to you?”

“The truth hurts!”

—Damon Young (aka “The Champ”)

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Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:46:30 -0700 Early Vote Biootchess!! http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/early-vote-biootchess http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/early-vote-biootchess

-JDH

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via Nah Right by eskay on 10/24/12

Meek speaks on gems he picked up from Jadakiss as a young bol growing up in the streets of Philly and how his experiences informed the Nightmares aspect of his LP.

Previously: Meek Mill Talks “In God We Trust”

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Fri, 26 Oct 2012 00:56:48 -0700 Video: LongLiveA$AP Tour: A$AP Rocky & Kendrick Lamar – Fucking Problem (Live) http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/video-longliveaap-tour-aap-rocky-kendrick-lam http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/video-longliveaap-tour-aap-rocky-kendrick-lam

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Wed, 10 Oct 2012 18:32:00 -0700 Ugliest Tattoos: Whipped http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/ugliest-tattoos-whipped http://blog.harrisonclassic.com/ugliest-tattoos-whipped

via FAIL Blog on 10/9/12

Ugliest Tattoos: Whipped

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