THE 10 DMV HIP HOP COMMANDMENTS

via ONLY FOR THE D.M.V LIFESTYLE ! by JUDAH on 5/23/11

THE 10 DMV HIP HOP COMMANDMENTS

10. Thou shall not put “(insert celebrity here)” when they added themselves to that celebrity’s song.

9. Thou shall not make any Tabi or Wale diss songs when you regular songs don’t get any attention.

8. Thou shall not say “I’m putting DC on my back” anymore.

7. Thou shall not say Rayful Edmonds or Wayne Perry’s name in thy songs anymore.

6. Thou shall not play the victim.

5. Thou shall not use the word “High Anticipated” in the subject line of thy songs and videos.

4. Thou shall not make anymore video in front of Ben’s Chilli Bowl or the Capital.

3. Thou shall not use the term “King of The City” anymore.

2. Thou shall not have CD Covers made in MS Paint.

1.Thou shall not be rapping if thy lack a job, car, health insurance and resides at thy mommas house.

The list was created by the “Trilogy” which consists of (@overok, @djheatdc and @judahonthebeats). It was created out of pure comedy and in no way are we calling ourselves God. Were just having some FUN! Enjoy!

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